Sunday, January 31, 2010

Using Real Estate Metaphors To Explain Male Archetypes!

Men and Real Estate have much in common. Both are incredibly high-maintenance and full of hidden costs! To prove my point, I present to you...



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Monday, January 18, 2010

Life Drawing Ladies

Here's a little bit of lady drawings from a recent life drawing session. More cartoons to come soon!






Monday, January 11, 2010

Business Lunch


Inspired by a table of obnoxious LA Film Execs I saw while enjoying my dinner at Bazaar! Fine-dining unfortunately attracts this type of customer who would rather do business at the table than slow down to appreciate their meal. Blackberries become part of the place setting. Dining amongst business partners becomes a game of manly one-upmanship where flaunting excess seals the deal. Steaks get overcooked and are always served with mashed potatoes and peas. Come on guys, where is your sense of adventure???

Friday, January 1, 2010

1-Year Bloggaversary: Embarrassing art from days gone by!

I started this blog a year ago for my 2009 resolution because I secretly despise technology. Though I DO recognize the value of an online presence, and I am happy to say that I made it through a full year! So to celebrate I though I'd start by listing:

TOP TEN WEIRD GOOGLE-SEARCHES LEADING TO MY BLOG: 2009 EDITION

- Preggo drawings (WTF??)
- Canadian karate chicks (Weird, but I guess this makes sense)
- Drawing preggo (Okay, this is getting a little creepy)
- Fish "favorite stranger" (Now I have NO IDEA what this is referring to)
- Freaky party pic (Go figure.)
- Ghetto+preggo (OKAY! So what is with these preggo fetishits on my blog???)
- Rocker Chic (Kinda cool)
- Rye and Gingers (Amazing)
- Water Elf (Ridiculous)
- Tabitha facebook in Ontario (Plus other variations. This by far was the weirdest!)

And now for a special treat from the Tabitha Draws Vault of Time.



6-year-old attempt at a blind conture, before I knew what one was. Results in one helluva frightening drawing!



Everyone's favorite book in grade 10 was 1984. Because it was about... politics, man! (BTW this gem was done in early Adobe Illustrator and printed out with a bubble jet! The "splatterbrush" was a recurring motif in many of my angst-ridden vector works.


Doing up vampires anime-style before vampires were cool. Yes, I had an anime phase. Back when the only manga you could get came from the Chinatown mall and you had to download the translations online. Ghetto-style!


And Harry Potter fanart before fanart was cool... wait, has it EVER been cool?



This is completely embarrassing. Teenage angst at its finest.



Strange, surrealist drawing entitled "Land of Giant Fruits". Trippy.

ALSO!

For my new years resolution I am taking on ANOTHER BLOG featuring WEEKLY COMICS! Because apparently they're good for your health. TABITHA DRAWS COMICS. Set your bookmarks!